Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I see through liars

How can one translate "You're welcome" from English to French using formal language? Are there any other ways to say this phrase in a more polite manner?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I actually pay taxes

A cautious culture cost Novo Nordisk its lead in the obesity drug race, former employees say - statnews.com

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Have Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Consciously Uncoupled? - The Cut

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t cotton to rapists

Lutnick Says He Expects Tariff Analysis on Aircraft Parts Soon - Bloomberg

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have complete contempt for fakery

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

I can read

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

MIT Discovers Magnetic Superconductor in Pencil Lead - SciTechDaily

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I can count

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Reds Sign Wade Miley, Place Hunter Greene On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know who the president of Turkey really is

'Just one mutation away', COVID-19-like virus in China could spark outbreak: Study - WION

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t buy bullshit

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Japan's 10,000-Year-Old Underwater 'Pyramid' Is Still One of the World’s Biggest Unsolved Mysteries—No One Knows Who Built It - The Daily Galaxy

I understand how hurricane paths work

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Scientists have discovered a hidden city 140,000 years old at the bottom of the ocean. - Farmingdale Observer

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.